Jason Mayhem Miller and Josh Barnett are neck and neck for the funniest fighters in MMA. Both fighters’ MySpace blogs are essential reading–here’s our favorite recent post from Mayhem’s blog:

Wearing my mayhem monkey shirt I get more attention than when I just wear my lime green undies. Recently I was rocking my shirt walking through the mall and every chick took a couple of glances. I was pretty pumped, and carried this confidence all the way to my favorite Los Angeles Hawaiian BBQ that is run by Chinese people.

As I was seated waiting for my foodles and sipping my Taro shake a chick walked by the door and said “Hey! Sweet shirt!” now this chick was pretty kick ass looking, in a Hollywood punkrock way. I noticed really clean tattoo work, and decided to return the compliment, “Uh, sweet.. Tattoos!” I spat, betwixt sips of Taro shake. “Yeah? You like this one?” she said from out the front door of my peoples store, and displayed her forearm wich featured a skeleton man standing triumphantly eating a bloody human heart.

Holy sh*t. This chick is hardcore. Now I really appreciate her seal of approval. “Kick Ass.” I said and really meant it. A shout of “BAWBEECOO CAWMBO!” broke this meeting of the minds and I smiled and got up to grab my runch prate.

As sat back down to enjoy my meal, I noticed Randy the friendly security guard shooing off the homeless, including my new girlfriend. That’s gangster. Homeless punkrock chick certified, Mayhem Monkey Tee.

You probably won’t be surprised to learn that several SavSci staffers have already ordered their own ‘Mayhem Monkey’ t-shirts in hopes that it’ll help them pull hot homeless punk chicks. If Mayhem goes for this type of female he needs to head up here to The Rose City–he could do very well here….

My t shirt gets attention @ Jason Mayhem Miller’s MySpace blog

Several SAVSCI staffers who attended the AFFLICTION: BANNED event live report that of the many fighters, rock stars, porn stars and other celebrities none were pulling tail like Mayhem. One SAVSCI staffer took this picture with his Blackberry–although its not the best quality you get the idea…

Here’s his DREAM.3 ring entrance, which ranks up there with Akihiro Gono’s “DJ Gozma” PRIDE entrances from back in the day

and here’s his DREAM.4 entrance–not *quite* as stylish as his DREAM.3 entrance but he did have a tougher opponent to fight…