Wow…stories like this make this job so easy. The fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver, who has since legally changed his name to ‘War Machine’ has left MMA for..uh…adult entertainment. We’ll let the folks at MiddleEasy.com give you the 4-1-1:

Woah man the MMA world is like one twisted episode of Days of our Lives (or the EastEnders for everyone in the UK). After his recent loss to David Mitchell at the Tachi Palace Fights, War Machine has left the MMA world and has now signed a contract with an adult entertainment company.

If you like trainwrecks, you must head over to Middle Easy where they have actual quotes about his transition into his new career from War Machine’s MySpace profile and a video of WM gettting some grooming done to prepare for the rigorous aesthetic demands of porn. OK, he’s getting his ass waxed by some actual porn stars.

War Machine looking for a different kind of ‘tap out’ @ MiddleEasy.com